May 22, 2006

Finding Inner Peace

I woke up early enough this morning that I was actually able to take some time and flip through the newspaper before I needed to rush off to work. I found it in a fascinating article about finding inner peace.

One of the main things it said was "To find true inner peace, try finishing the things you've started."

So before I went to work I finished off that 6 pack of Mikes, the half bottle of red wine, the bottle of white wine, the prozac, the valium, the box of chocolate and the gallon of cookie dough ice cream.

God I feel great.

6 comments:

Deb said...

Just so you know - snorting chicken salad out of ones nose from laughing so hard is really painful! The grapes alone almost put me in a coma. You are one funny chick!!

Anna-juniorknitwit said...

LOL!! Way to interpret the zen philisophy, hun!

TTYL, love ya lots!

Anna

Krysia said...

Hilarious! I wish I would have known this years ago!

Chris said...

*choke*

Peevish said...

Hehehhheeee!

mrspao said...

Hehe!