And I have bronchitis.
And I think my bosses are trying to kill me before my vacation (9 days!!!)
So here’s a funny story from a couple years ago. Sometimes I get my foot stuck in my mouth so far I’m amazed it hasn’t come out the other side.
Me: *fiddling with the postage meter* Do you know how much it costs to mail something to Canadia?
Co-Worker: To where?
Co-Worker: *laughing* Where?
Me: *annoyed* Cuh-Nay-Dee-Uh
Co-Worker: You mean Canada?
Me: *blink blink* Shut up. Just… shut up.
So what’s your best foot in mouth moment? Come on people, cheer me up.