Not that! Get your minds out of the gutter.
We've got about a foot of snow on the ground and another 5-8 inches expected by the end of the day. It's tapered off right now but when I was driving to work (at the massive speed of 24 miles an hour the whole way) it was snowing very heavily. I had to pull over and clean off my wipers 4 times. There are maybe 6 people in the office and our parking lot wasn't plowed so my car got stuck and everyone had to go outside and help rock me loose.
And this man is insane!