April 23, 2007

Silly Potter-Themed Post

Somewhere in the England countryside, in a dark and dank house, the Dark Lord was at work, brewing up a horrible potion to spread misery and pain over the land.

"Let's see... bring to a rapid boil and add the rosemary. And three cups of flour? What the... Wormtail! Don't leave your Rachel Ray cookbooks in the kitchen when I'm brewing evil potions!"


"I don't know why I agreed to share this place with him. He's always late with his rent, leaving his stuff around... So frustrating!"

Not one to be discouraged, the Dark Lord dumped out the half-cooked rosemary chicken and began his evil brew again. But, in his hurry, he failed to clean the cauldron properly. The rosemary sauce mixed with the potion ingredients until...


Hours later, the Dark Lord woke in a daze.

"Oh my head..."


"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"


"Ok, calm down V-Man... pull yourself together. At least you still have your dignity."


"Well for the love of Salazar Slytherin!"


Coming soon: Part 2 - The Soft and Fluffy Dark Lord

7 comments:

Karen said...

You are knitting The Dark Lord! Oh my goodness. That is fabulous and evil all at the same time.

The eyes!

The scowl!

Looking forward to the Soft and Fluffy Dark Lord.

Chris said...

LOL - you goof! Too funny!

Tracey said...

Holy Crap that is funny! Um, sorry V-Man, but it's very hard to knit dignity that small.

Diane said...

How do you think of this stuff!?!?! That's hysterical.

Barb outside Boston said...

He is EXACTLY a soft & fluffy version of the Lego Dark Lord!

Anna-juniorknitwit said...

LOL!! Only you could think up this stuff sweetie...

I love it!!!

Can't wait for the Soft and Fluffy Dark Lord!

LYL,

Anna

uberstrickenfrau said...

Hmmmm, I had no idea that dark lords were not only evil but nudest to boot! Who knew?!