When La got drunk off her ass.
Talked all the way through the movie I was watching.
Threw up in the kitchen sink.
And then used my dish-washing sponge to clean it up.
You know what my favorite part of today was?
Me telling her the next time she was queasy to throw up in the garbage.
Her asking "Why? It's a sink. You put soap in it anyways."
Me telling her it doesn't matter, don't barf in the sink.
Her asking "Are you aware of the things that have gone down that sink before we moved in?"
Me adding "I'm not talking about then, I'm not talking to people who have lived here before. I am talking about now and I am talking to you. Do. Not. Vomit. In. The. Kitchen. Sink."