"Sorry I missed your call sweety. I was translating the Magna Carta for Amanda."
"Well shit, here I am struggling to grade a few papers. Why don't you kick me in the balls while you're at it. You gonna cure cancer too?"
And then we laughed for a good ten minutes.
3 comments:
the Magna Carta always makes things better.
Have you ever actually seen a copy of the Magna Carta? It's freaking huge! They meant that very literally.
Awww, nothing like whispering sweet nothing in your ear. You guys crack me up.
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