March 22, 2006

For Sale

Two boobs. Slightly Irregular.
Previously owned by chronically single gal,
So very low mileage. Asking $300 OBO.
For details, or to set up a test drive please call:


Holly said...

What? Just yesterday they were getting you some attention from a cutie hockey dude. It's gonna cost you WAY more than $300 to get new ones, but that's just my practical nature talking. :-)

Chris said...

And what's the story behind this, eh?!

Jennifer said...

I've been trying to give at least half of mine away for years to those less fortunate!